Can’t wait to get some college booty


im hungry… think ill eat some hetero children because as you all know im gay and thats what we do im sorry. the gays need to eat too. rest in peace straight people 

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Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.



If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

have fun figuring out which

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So this is what trust looks like.

this is what it feels like

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

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Things men don’t understand #28464

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adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”



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my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

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Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

And fewer tools to express and deal with those emotions.

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