EVOLVE

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

(via vintagespartacus)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via ashleypixie)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via canadianssayeh)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via wisdomswisdom)

smilingeridan:

thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

(via babycricket)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i love dogs so much i love their floppy ears or their perky ears i love when they nuzzle you because they want your attention little dogs with stubby legs running big dogs who think they’re lapdogs how unconditionally they love and trust you simply because you’re nice to them i lov e dogs so much i’m gonna cry

(via upyear)